{This page is meant to be an internet archive of some of the seedy activities of a parasite named Datla Chiranjeevi Raju – the dumbest, sickest blogger I have ever seen in the Indian blogosphere.}
Please go through two posts by Sakshi: The Business of News Channels & Parasites Of The Virtual World. Pay attention to all the stuff in the comments on both these posts.
I did a bit of digging around about DCR. It has truly been a journey of great discoveries and much enlightenment. It is a long post, but I guarantee entertainment. Satisfaction guaranteed. Else, I’ll return all your money.
Exhibit A: DCR’s views on “The Great Modern Educated Indian Girls“. Some excerpts:
They don’t mind smoking, drinking and debauchery like men. They are second to none. They like to do anything a man can do. They thus want to make him feel inferior.
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They spend most of their time attending the acts and thoughts necessary to keep up their beauty. This is to attract boys and men and make them waste their time. A kind of indirect revenge against the race of men who have been exploiting them for centuries. Feminism greatly contributes to this facet of women’s attitudes.
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They like somebody who always admires them, follows them madly, cries for them and sacrifices his life for them.
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Fortunately only 80 percent of the modern girls belong to this category. Good boys can search for the rest of the girls who are good in many respects in many ways. The greatness or goodness of good boys lies in finding those few good girls who spend their time very boringly without some boy to fall in love with.
Don’t take my word for it. Read the whole thing. If he deletes it, just search on Google for his name with a couple of words from the excerpts and it will show up.
Exhibit B: DCR’s views on Punjab and all things Punjabi (scroll down to the comments). Quoting it in full:
I failed to understand whether you are a man or woman based on the details given here about you. I may be a dullard. Just leave it. I love Punjab a lot because it is the place of extraordinary crops of greenery and admirable female beauty. Actually I want to start a 2000-acre organization somewhere in that state where any female beauty can live feely enjoying so many facilities like an angel in the heaven does. The quesion is who donates me that much of land and money to realize my dream. I liked your description of the food item but I could not eat it with you. What a pity? I feel very jealous finding somebody eathing something very interestingly. I eat them with my eyes when they eat the food with their mouth. Don’t you consider me a naughty guy? Please do think so because I like it because I am a dreamer. Please share more of your dreams on this place because others like to rejoice them a bit. Is that Ok for you. I love you.
Notice the obsession with trying to discover the gender of the blogger. Also notice his views on beauty. Yes, he is a dreamer for sure.
Exhibit C: DCR’s views on Love. Some excerpts:
The most crucial and critical thing in the present Indian society is winning the heart of a beautiful girl within two months or so and getting her ready to marry without cheating her on any front. Check if she doesn’t ask you to contact her parents? She may be a complete individual in other respects but not in deciding her marriage or love for somebody. Yes, this is a challenge and anybo(d)y can test it. One should be very honest and ideal in one’s approach in this regard. Live-in relationship is something I could not understand completely. Is it something related to love or a way to fulfill mutual needs of company of opposite gender, not minding what others think about it? I believe that much of love being understood and practiced by the present-day youth is selfish, visionary and commercial. It’s all business. Argue below, if you have something?
Needless to add, nobody argued with that. I doubt if more than 5 people even read it. DCR is fond of challenging people to do all kinds of things, it seems.
Exhibit D: In a Question Hour, DCR jots down his views on marriage (which he proposed to Sakshi just after looking at her blog and her photo):
A marriage is a social contract between a female and male meant for physical, reproductive and spiritual purposes aimed at completeness of life supposed to be entered through the intervention of the parents and elders when our goal is to respect the society and tradition at the cost of our personal interests or through individual decision when we believe that we can take effective decisions in matters of importance related to our life also. It’s very interesting when seen from distance and much boring and disgusting when seeing being a part of it. For more details meet unmarried and married ones separately.
Do read the entire Question Hour for some more views about God, Love and Celebrities.
Exhibit E: DCR’s Orkut profile.
Key learnings: DCR hates Cricket and every other “sporting event”, he likes “Olympic games only”. DCR is bringing out 12 books through “self-publishing”. DCR’s ideal match is “A highly intelligent, considerably creative, noticeably sensitive and moderately possessive girl anywhere in the world”. DCR’s best feature is his belly button.
Exhibit F: DCR’s blog.
This is what we call the motherload. This is where the mithai (from Agarwal Sweets) really hits the fan. The header goes like this:
Aalangini, the Beauty Queen of Heaven, came across me that night. I was shivering to stand before her. She took my hand, kissed it and told me gently, “Many of my sisters are living aimlessly and sadly in your world. Do something for them”. Eventually I started this blog to remain grateful to Her, the Goddess of divine female beauty, forever.
Basically, DCR is Godess’ gift to womankind. So much for godesses, what about God?
I meditated God for 200 years sitting in a secluded place in the Himalayas.
DCR meditated God. For 200 years. Okay?
The rest of the blog is mostly an exercise in soft-porn, obviously written by a guy who not only has never had any, but is also unaware of concepts like Human Digest. If only he read some of those stories, his blog could have been spicier. As of now, the stories are likely to kill whatever sexual drive you might have had. What with sentences like:
One evening a lady terrorist spotted me walking alone in their territory. She took me to a nearby hut and did it for six hours.
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My father locked me in a room for two months keeping nude photos of many creatures to stir the genetic fire dormant in me.
There is also an episode in a moving train where a woman forces a blindfolded-DCR to bathe her for 4 hours (finishing 2 bars of Dove soap). With a little more imagination and training (plus some vocabulary), DCR could be writing for.. umm.. DebonairBlog?
There is also an “interview” of DCR with film star Chiranjeevi. Quite obviously, the film star is interviewing DCR (if you have read this far, you should have known this) and trying to get some life-fundas from him. DCR obliges the film star quite generously.There is lots and lots to explore on DCR’s blog. Whenever you are getting bored, I suggest that you read a couple of posts. As a starting point, I recommend the 43 posts that he made on February 16, 2007. Yes, in just one day. What can I say? He is a prolific blogger.
{Edit: That rascal has now deleted some of his old posts and moved his blog to a new domain. I have updated some of the links, but whatever has been deleted is just gone. Regardless of that, you should still check out Datla Chiranjeevi Raju’s new blog. It will open your eyes.}
Summary
I tried to form a psychological profile of DCR. It looks like he had a really bad experience with “love” in his childhood. I am serious. You just have to read all that he has written. It has “Freudian” written all over it. He is 31 now, and is trying to get married – apparently without much success. Methinks that his family should intervene and marry him off with someone. Anyone. He needs a woman to set him right.
But I pity the woman on whom this arduous task may befall.
